Cool Kids Package
If you've been parodied on Portlandia, then perhaps you're cool enough to bid on the Cool Kids Package. You could win:
-A Year's worth of Haircuts at Bishops Barber Shop ($264 value)
-Stella McCartney Millie Drawing Bodysuit ($105 value)
-NDA Leather No. 6 Choker/Necklase ($100 value)
-A Boobs necklace by Wolf Circus ($89 value)
-Oui Presse Coffee Shop GC ($20)